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Of Can't Live
Friday, March 14, 2008
There are so many songs named after someone. Songs like Diana by Paul Anka, Simona by James Blunt and Julia by Wang Lee Hom. But never for the life of me could I dream that there'd be a song named after Ken Lee! (Yes, named after my FHM) By Mariah Carey sammo!
Don't believe? Listen for yourself.
Ken Leeeeee......Tulibu dibu douchoo!
Don't believe? Listen for yourself.
Ken Leeeeee......Tulibu dibu douchoo!
Of Fly, Baby, Fly
Friday, September 28, 2007Behold, people, Alice flapping her wings! Now, that's one very, er, stripey chick.
RIP Victims of Flight OG 269
Monday, September 17, 2007
88 people perished in a plane crash in Phuket yesterday afternoon. The aircraft was landing in heavy rain and came into a slide and crashed into trees and walls surrounding the airport. The impact caused the aircraft to split into two and went into a series of explosions.
My deepest condolences to friends and famillies of the victims of the ill-fated flight.
RIP.
My deepest condolences to friends and famillies of the victims of the ill-fated flight.
RIP.
Of Her Long-Eared Friends
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
As if not enough Happy Bunnies are being put to good use, now we're trying to compete for carrots with 'em bunnies. The Princess thought the PM has gone eco-friendly when she saw this headline in The Star:
PM: Use carrot instead of stick
Haiyo, The Star, can use more dis ambiguous headlines next time? Imagine ifshe good citizens were to heed the PM's call and throw away those bunnies?
PM: Use carrot instead of stick
Haiyo, The Star, can use more dis ambiguous headlines next time? Imagine if
Of Quiz And Then More
Monday, May 28, 2007
Dial in game shows. Don't we just love them? What better way to earn some instant cash by answering a few simple questions or solving some puzzles.
But, if money is not incentive enough for you, this game show should motivate you in grabbing the nearest phone. Or not, depending on how you see it.

As the stake gets higher, the clothes are peeled off one by one, until none. Talk about motivation.
But, if money is not incentive enough for you, this game show should motivate you in grabbing the nearest phone. Or not, depending on how you see it.

As the stake gets higher, the clothes are peeled off one by one, until none. Talk about motivation.
Of Colour Coded DNA
Wednesday, May 09, 2007The Princess' personal DNA revealed. Hover the mouse over the colour for details, or click for full report.
What the fuck - Very high masculinity, very low feminity?
She takes it as a compliment.
Of Zeus Is A Reds' Fan
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Wheee...6th European Cup in the making? You better believe it!
God job, Liverpool. Although The Princess couldn't make it to watch the final leg of the semifinal with Chelsea, she sprinkled some fairy dust and magic water to have Liverpool's name written on the Cup.
She's sure the ancient Gods of Mount Olympus will be watching over them as well.
God job, Liverpool. Although The Princess couldn't make it to watch the final leg of the semifinal with Chelsea, she sprinkled some fairy dust and magic water to have Liverpool's name written on the Cup.
She's sure the ancient Gods of Mount Olympus will be watching over them as well.
Of No Good! Body Parts
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Japan is not only Land of The Rising Sun, but also the land of vending machines, clear plastic umbrellas and innovative beauty products.
Too much standing? No good! Dry, wrinkly, duck-neck skin around your knees? No good! Pigmentation and dark patches on your knees? No good! But with anti knee aging scrub cream, you can now "wear skirt that comes to 10 centimeters above your knees".

In Malaysia, women are dieting away to achieve better figures. Some want to slim the arms, others lust for slimmer thighs and waist. There are also few who invest in creams and facials to create a slimmer face. But the Japanese is one step ahead. They have Diet Finger Cream. And now, achieving pointy, dainty fingers is possible! Perfect to show off your new Cartier ring.

This thing below is a puzzle.

Is it to soak up sweaty underarm? To lessen the friction between arm and body? Either way, trust the Japanese to come up with some obscure, bewildering ideas.
Now, what are you doing staring at the screen reading this blog instead of working? No good!
Too much standing? No good! Dry, wrinkly, duck-neck skin around your knees? No good! Pigmentation and dark patches on your knees? No good! But with anti knee aging scrub cream, you can now "wear skirt that comes to 10 centimeters above your knees".

In Malaysia, women are dieting away to achieve better figures. Some want to slim the arms, others lust for slimmer thighs and waist. There are also few who invest in creams and facials to create a slimmer face. But the Japanese is one step ahead. They have Diet Finger Cream. And now, achieving pointy, dainty fingers is possible! Perfect to show off your new Cartier ring.

This thing below is a puzzle.

Is it to soak up sweaty underarm? To lessen the friction between arm and body? Either way, trust the Japanese to come up with some obscure, bewildering ideas.
Now, what are you doing staring at the screen reading this blog instead of working? No good!
Of A Happy Bunny
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
The Princess is a happy bunny. All because of these.
She totally digs the Adidas sneaker collection in Japan. *Jump,jump, skip, skip*
She totally digs the Adidas sneaker collection in Japan. *Jump,jump, skip, skip*
Of A Blur Queen
Monday, February 12, 2007
You tell her, is there anyone as blur as to forget she's menstruating and put on a panty-liner instead of a pad? And proceed to sleep from 9am to 11pm?
Yes, there is. The Princess lor.
On the bright side, at least she put on a panty-liner instead of none. And the weird thing is, no stain on her bedsheet at all. But the panty and pajama are sitting in a pail of very bloody water now.
How come got such people one?!
Yes, there is. The Princess lor.
On the bright side, at least she put on a panty-liner instead of none. And the weird thing is, no stain on her bedsheet at all. But the panty and pajama are sitting in a pail of very bloody water now.
How come got such people one?!
Of A Naughty Princess
Wednesday, November 01, 2006
The Princess has been naughty and got herself

On second thought, fuck it. She works damn fucking hard she deserves a treat for herself. And when the nice lady handed her the purchase, nothing beats the feeling of carrying the crisp, LV insignia paper bag in her hand. Even if it means she has to scrimp and save the following month.
THIS!

On second thought, fuck it. She works damn fucking hard she deserves a treat for herself. And when the nice lady handed her the purchase, nothing beats the feeling of carrying the crisp, LV insignia paper bag in her hand. Even if it means she has to scrimp and save the following month.





